"There is no salvation without destruction; no hope this side of death."
                                                                                               --Robert Jordan

 
A few quotes I've managed to pick up over the years......
The oblgatory bit about the girlfriend.
And some muchly fun pictures too.
 
 

In case you actually <gasp> want to go someplace else.....Here are some that almost live up to mine.
A select few of my obsessions. Or, as steve says--Delve into the dark and twisted pit of my mind.....
Things that you really didn't want to know.......
  Dog place. 

(and yes, I do in fact like the ..... method of ending sentences. It makes me happy god damnit!)